My Favorite Advice

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Before I got married I had six theories about bringing up children;
now I have six children, and no theories.
~John Wilmot



These are some of my favorite, albeit most of them are very silly!, pieces of parenting advice. Tis some of the best advice I've ever heard! LOL


Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry.
Bill Cosby


Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them.
P. J. O'Rourke


"Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can,
and hold our breath,
and hope we've set aside enough money to pay for our kids' therapy."
~ Michelle Pfeiffer


"Few things are more satisfying than seeing your own children have teenagers of their own." ~ ~Doug Larson.


"The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable." ~ Lane Olinhouse



"The reason grandchildren and grandparents get along so well is
because they have a common enemy."
~ Author Unknown



"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
~ Milton Berle



"When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice safe playpen.
When they're finished, I climb out."
~ Erma Bombeck



"A three year old child is a being who gets almost as much fun out of a fifty-six dollar set of swings as it does out of finding a small green worm."
~ Bill Vaughan.


Parenthood:
That state of being better chaperoned than you were before marriage.
~Marcelene Cox



And my personal favorite:

Be sure and dress your children cute;
you're less likely to kill them that way.
~Author Unknown

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